THEME

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡
pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

slutstylz:

yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic

(Source: harryedwrads)

castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up
aelulah:

tip: never say this to a girl, she will slaughter u